IT'S A MYSTERY GANG!

Friday night I drank a ton of soda and watched a scary movie, so Saturday I got to go mattress shopping. I has been close to 15 or more years since I had a new mattress so I figured I could afford to...spring for one. There was a sale on at the same place I got my couch, which happened to next door to a place that sold air purifiers, and it was all near an excellent burger place. A good friend recommend I get an air purifier after i bought one and noticed a marked change in his own breathing. So I picked up the same model he had gotten, which I save 200 dollars on.
When I got home there was mystery waiting for me. A shopping bag was out side the door, it contained a board game and a note, but did not say whom it was from. This was an enigma that need some solving, so as soon as I unpacked the game and made a few race cars(cause I'm not gonna build with Lego when i have it right there, pfft, you're dreamin), I put on my junior detective hat and set to work.
Several things could be deduced about the send from examining the bag and what they must know about me in order to have delivered it undetected. 1- the note was written on a note pad from the SAIT graphic design department. 2- the note read 'for Pete', elimination all senders who exclusively call me Peter. 3- the killer sender knows I enjoy Lego and board games. 4- The game itself is for ages seven and up, but for 3 or more players, thus the sender knows my age but not how many friends have. 5- the sender kicks ass because they send me a game that is really ballin. 6- the send knows that I won't kill in cold blood, but would kill in self-defense or during a time of war. 7-none of this really mattered because my mom told me who it was when she got home.
So I told Mr. S. Spade that I resign from the PI firm, the end.
PS the Air purifier is wonderful, quiet and effective.