As you may or may not know, its my birthday today. In lieu of gifts please pull emotionally scaring pranks on your co-workers (or neighbors and children if you work from the home). I am 29 years young, and just completed a detailed search for grey hair(up and down). There were none. Besides the usual "OMG, my life has no meaning, and I'm going to die alone*sob*" moments that come with my birthday the rest has been ship shape. Broke some personal record with the spirometry tests, eating well, all that good stuff. You can pretty much read the pamphlet I shoved under your door last time in regards to medical stuff.
I would also like to make an apology though. Even if it is my birthday I feel I have been some what selfish. It was never my intent to do this, nor was there any malicious mindset behind it, it just happened. So I would like to say I'm sorry to everyone. Sorry that I took ALL THE AWESOME, and didn't leave any for the rest of ya'll. PEACE!*drops mic and walks off stage*
